Snares and Stitches founded in the late 60´s by a bunch of bored soccermoms, not milfs, soccermoms from the southwest region of Germany. Sold in the late 80´s to a corrupted soul from oversea, with a tongue of an angel and the dick of a whale. He penetrated the beckies with false hope and the tools of a carpenter, till their souls and Snares&Stitches melted into his exceeding pockets. Greedily, he rode this golden horse dead.
Snares and Stitches disappeared, most of the money went into the wombs of exotic women and the original founders went mental. Two years agothe story of Snares&Stitches was rediscovered by siberian tennis professionals while enjoying some 70´s issues of "Soccermom Weekly" with an old advertisment from Snares&Stitches. They felt it was about time to reanimate this exciting idea and wanted to give it into capable hands.
We just bought it from them via ebay.
Snares&Stitches ist der Traum einer jeden unglücklich schwangeren Schwiegermutter. Pferdefuss Suppen und Mascara sind so selbstverständlich, wie die Hauptstadt von Niue. Oder wie ein Freund sagen würde: "Omg, it´s raining dicks!" Wir sind nicht weise, aber eben auf eine solche sind wir. Teleweise. What You see is what you get! Und das sind immer volle 70%!
